4/5
Friday, 24 December 2021
REVIEW: NAS - MAGIC
4/5
Tuesday, 21 December 2021
REVIEW: NORAH JONES - I DREAM OF CHRISTMAS
4/5
A Holly Jolly Jones Christmas.
DUMBO, Brooklyn. The world's most famous bridge in the background as a bicycle rolls into frame across the cobbled streets that lead to that classic view of New York's other iconic gateway heading back to Manhattan. Christmas lights wrapped around the spokes like tinsel. Leading a St. Nick bike trip through the B.K. like a Santa Dash with one that looks nostalgically like Richard Attenborough's 'Miracle On 34th Street'. All the way to a rooftop Christmas party full of "friends that feel like family" and good times. Striking a pose in a matrimony of photo booths, beard face pulls and playing with Chris Kringle hats like cheerleader pom poms. As our smokey, smouldering muse winks at us fondly. Coming out of the cold of an atmospheric winter like steam from NYC manhole covers. Open it up like presents in just a few more sleeps, because that time of year has come round again. When Norah Jones gifts us with yet another record for the singer who gets out more albums these days than our older relatives this season. Last years safe as houses at home 'Pick Me Up Off The Floor' was proceeded by her 'Begin Again' new way of making music. Not to mention her second album with her Puss N Boots 'Sisters' that came right after their own Christmas 'Dear Santa' EP. Or her ''Til We Meet Again' live album that began this year to tide us over until the next time. And this full album will pick us up the same. Greetings from the most magical city in yuletide. Coming home for Christmas just in time like Marvel's 'Hawkeye' series, wrapping up its finale tonight in a bow as Jeremy Renner and Hailee Steinfeld take one. Like we wish we only could return to our residences, corona quarantined at a distance. "Last year was so hard with all the friends I couldn't see/Christmas without you was not as bright as it could be/I pushed through those winter nights just wishing you'd appear/Please say that you're coming home for Christmas time/It's only Christmas once a year/Do do do do do do", the performer who even gave us homemade concerts during corona last year soothingly sings on 'It's Only Christmas Once A Year', like a warm blanket after another year of discord behind our own doors. Making it count even if we can't fly home (hands up, lost in Japan. I miss you being close my beautiful family). All as she reaches for the star on a classic, dressed up cover that feels like its 'Not Too Late', with iconic New Yorker red shining like Christmas tree neon. On her tippy toes touching the tippy top like the top of the Empire State Building she recently cold, gloved hands played her piano on in concert with her band and the winter 'Boots' of fellow Puss, Sasha Dobson. Snow and good feeling falling all around this fall from the 'Come Away With Me' diamond singer who really takes us away in faraway land nostalgia tonight.
October gave us this set like Christmas coming early. This month gave us deluxe wrapping. And in an August rush this writer didn't even have the time to tweet if it's too early (not anymore) to watch Sofia Coppola's 'Lost In Translation' reunion like 'On The Rocks', 'A Very Murray Christmas' yet. And in the blink of an eye its here and I may not even get the chance to make it on my list. But the singer who performed with Bill Murray and Puss N Boots as well as her own Christmas covers over the calendars gives us not only one of the greatest Christmas sets of all-time with outstanding, original new classic and a small sprinkling of legendary standards with her iconic vocal take, but one of her best actual albums. From 'Come Away' to 'Day Breaks' and all 'The Fall' of the 'Little Broken Hearts' and Willies in between for the jazz, new age, genre bender songstress. An eighth wonder for the album of the same number, just like fellow New York as they come piano icon Alicia's 'KEYS' (also unlocking one of the greatest hits of her accomplished album career, this month). This is a real album to add to her classic collection. Nuanced and not some nice nostalgic novelty for the holiday sales. This 'Feels Like Home' like Dolly Parton's 'Christmas On The Square'. Or the Gaslight of Brian Fallon's anthemic take on the 'Night Divine' standard. Not to mention Ben Harper's instrumental 'Winter Is For Lovers'. Or John Legend's 'A Legendary Christmas' by the fire like a yule log. Tank's 'A Classic Christmas Night' and 'A Very She & Him Christmas' to name just a fond few. But this one tops them all on the tree and it's thanks to the stunning single and vivid video from this 'Jolly Jones' for the 'Christmas Calling' that calls back to the classic, homaged hums of 'Sunrise' as this year begins to set like this one in our unconscious memory. "I wanna hear the music play/I wanna dance and laugh and sway/I want a happy holiday/For Christmas/I could call you on the phone/Sing a song, it feels like home/Instead of feeling all alone/This Christmas," Jones sings to our jonesin' hearts in kind who are really feelin' it. All we want this Christmas, Mariah, is a Happy Christmas. And maybe a sing-a-long to you too.
So come on and come one, come all like everyone welcomed at the door of her home here in enthusiastic embrace...even with our elbows. No matter if you're wearing the same ugly sweater. It's a good look and it's all love with a piano by the fire in the snow globe album title track 'I Dream Of Christmas' to stocking fill your advent calendars with more hallmark harmonies. "I dream of Christmas/Snowflakes in the air/I dream of Christmas/Beauty everywhere/Fa la la la la la la la/Fa la la la la la la la/Fa la la la/La la la la la. Sing along at home. It's coming like Coca Cola holiday trucks. Just look out your 'Home Alone' window and give us a wave like Culkin's Kevin. Because red sweater on 'Lost In New York', there is nothing quite like this right now. Like a sleigh riding through Central Park similair to a carriage. All the way to the romantic ice rink and the 'Christmas Glow' for a Norah signature. Or the 'Blue Christmas' classic from many a live show, brought to the studio setting for this Blue Note record. Christmas, what a time to have the blues like Bill somberly staring from the window of another hotel to the city. But it's just been one of those years...again. Still, Miss Jones once more is here to provide a beautiful balm to all that. Dreaming of a 'White Christmas' like that unmistakable track, or Chipmunk creator Ross Bagdasarian's 'Christmas Don't Be Late'. Not knowing again that it actually might be cancelled in the end. But not this time. As like mistletoe and wine, Norah gives us a fine 'Christmastime' ("Can you believe it's Christmastime/Sometimes the joy is hard to find/All around the world/There's still ways to be kind") and a moral message for this greeting card for the seasons. Reassuring us that walking in this 'Winter Wonderland', 'You Are Not Alone'. "If you are tired/And if you are scared/You're not alone/If you were good/If you were bad/You're not alone/Jesus was born/On Christmas Day/Gave us his love/To make our own way', showing us the right Manhattan sidewalk path on Christ's birthday, like a star at night. And this one shines on 'Run Rudolph Run'. Loading up all the presents for our dear hearts now 'Christmastime Is Here'. Longing for 'A Holiday With You'. Asking, "Would you like to spend Christmas with me?/Would you like to sit under my tree." Uhh, YES! But Christmas shoppers and sales staff alike, we know how annoying these albums become when played on repeat as the needle falls more than the ones on your tree. So even though right now this is the moment (from 'O Holy Night', to 'The Christmas Waltz'), 'What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?' Because like a Tank thanksgiving turkey ('Thankful For You'), Jones adds another decoration dedication to her first holiday album in this 'Last Month Of The Year'. "Here's the jackpot question in advance" she builds up to ask. Ringing in the New York, New Year in Times Square like a Dick Clark ball drop, Norah is still rockin' around the tree. "When the bells all ring and the horns all blow/And the couples we know are fondly kissing/Will I be with you or will I be among the missing/Maybe it's just too early in the game/Ah but I thought I'd ask you just the same/What are you doing New Year's/New Year's Eve/Wonder whose arms will hold you good and tight/When it's exactly twelve o'clock that night/Welcoming in the New Year/New Year's Eve." Yet again, all you had to do was ask. Get your roasting chestnuts into this. This gets us into the spirit like the 'Christmas Carol' ghosts of past. No matter the Dickens. Even if this Christmas can't be a reality like last, Norah Jones makes it all a dream. Merrily on high. TIM DAVID HARVEY.
Playlist Picks: 'Christmas Calling (Jolly Jones)', 'Christmas Glow' , 'I Dream Of Christmas'.
Monday, 13 December 2021
REVIEW: ALICIA KEYS - KEYS
4/5
Sunday, 12 December 2021
REVIEW: RICK ROSS - RICHER THAN I EVER BEEN
3.5/5
Saturday, 4 December 2021
SONG FOR THE MOMENT: JOHN MAYER - LAST TRAIN HOME (BALLAD VERSION)
Sob Core.
Laugh now, sob later. Catching the 'Last Train Home' conducted by John Mayer and its locked down video quarantined in Union Station (similar to this year's Regina King hosted Oscar's like 'One Night In Miami') was always going to be my song of the Summer and therefore year. Because even this Christmas, 'tis the season. Just like the 'Continuum' classic album man's latest LP 'Sob Rock' was going to be for the record because of it's 80's porn. Cry me a river like Timberlake or Bublé. I'm sorry Tyler! But this is my favourite creation. What else can you expect for an 80's baby like me taken back to the future with a haircut still stuck in that past (what's left of it anyway)? A man so obsessed with the videotape nostalgia of 'Stranger Things' like he was the time he went to New York in the pre-COVID Summer of 2019 for the fourth of July fireworks to coincide with the independence day themed (no, not just welcoming aliens to earth) third season of 'Things'. Set not only in the year, but the month I was born in 1985. I was excited as the New Yorker watching the premiere of the then new 'Spider-Man' sequel ('Far From Home') next to me (again pre-corona) when in the movie Spidey actually landed in front of the cinema adjacent to Madison Square Garden that we were actually watching the movie in ("HA! He's outside!"). Mayer's times gone by mesmerizing 'Sob Rock' guaranteed not a dry eye in the mothers basements of those still living in their second childhood. Missing the good ole days like they do their hairlines. Now realising they're as old as Doc Brown. Great Scott! This was something you kids might not have got, but your parents for sure were always going to love it.
Synths scintillating you like a Springsteen 'Human Touch', the on fire 'Battle Studies' of this young pretender heading through a tunnel of love to lucky town had everything you could want from the hair spray days of perms and mullets. From 'Shot In The Dark' videos that rotary phone dialled up references to that revered time and staring through windows of rain clichés. Or glass imitations like our 'Friend' Joey Tribbiani when he broke up with Chandler. Even the sports car riding commercial campaigns drove this motion home like a cassette into the tape deck. You just had to pop in this pop art throwback. But for all the sobs, nothing beat running for that 'Last Train' like chasing after the carriage your lover departs on (bye, Chandler). That was until the 'I Don't Need No Doctor' live legend prescribed a whole new take of this heartbreak warfare form of transportation. The 'Ballad Version' of 'Last Train Home' and its accompanying studio session video even instrumentally has an intro like something straight out of an era genre sitcom (word to 'WandaVision'...check your TV guide, but I'm sure you tuned in). But when this song gets going in live from the studio form, it really is on. You don't need another alternative like 'Good Love Is On The Way'. As Mayer brings back more solos in vogue than Destiny Child break-ups. Strike a pose, axeman. Even if you are a bassist like that 'Seinfeld' intro. Sideline, true story; I've been watching that show so much on the FIRST train to work that I'm having nightmares of Jerry axe-murdering me with that bloody bass whilst screaming, "THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!" I know that's the 90's, but have you seen those fashions? "Is this still CNN?" Clearly it took us a minute to leave like visiting our family for the holidays (if only. Miss you, my closest).
That old thing comes right back as Mayer sings the lyrics, "If you wanna roll me/Then you gotta roll me all night long/And if you wanna use me/Then you gotta use me till I'm gone/I'm not a fallen angel, I just fell behind/I'm out of luck and I'm out of time/If you don't wanna love me, let me go/I'm runnin' for the last train/I'm runnin' for the last train home." Words that carry you home with so much more meaning drawn out like long drives. And boy are they drawn out. Its like how Jamie Foxx 'Straight Out The Foxxhole' described it in church. The difference between black and white singers when it's time to devote, 'Today Is Our Wedding Day'. Your average white version takes a standard three minute, minus the half hour of bowing. The black version? "Tooooodaaaaay is our wedding daaaaaay. Oh yes, it is." About 45 minutes according to Foxx. But act like you've got some sense like Jamie and see that John has soul too like a Pixar picture. He could even stretch that out like calisthenics to the next evening. Even if he was told to "shut the f### up" in a barbershop on 'Chappelle's Show' when his guitar was used as a litmus test, social experiment for the effect of music on people from stripping in the office, to fighting in restaurants. Just wait until Dave breaks out Questlove and some Spanish piano. But the 'Bittersweet' with Kanye singer who also told Common to 'Go' repeatedly just be's over the rails of one of his most revelatory. The music is having such an effect on him, he's playing possessed. There's a bit in his break were the solo is so good he starts talking to himself and looking at his guitar like it was a cute dog and he was patting it like, "there's a good boy". Add his piano man like Billy Joel shaking his head in unison to John like a puppy too and this is all love like heart and soul across these electrified strings. All before the climax of what looks like he's going John Lennon 'Cold Turkey'. What better way to put the stamp on an 80's album than to bring the most epic, excellent instrument back to today like Bill and Ted for all you wild stallions? Even if you did miss the previous 'Last Train Home', like waiting all day and then two come at once, it seems like there was another, just right behind. Roll that! TIM DAVID HARVEY.
Saturday, 27 November 2021
REVIEW: HAYLEY MARY - FALL IN LOVE EP
4/5
Loving A Jezabel.
Surprise! Christmas has come even earlier this year as holidays are coming faster than pine needles falling off the tree you still haven't had time to put up yet. Hayley Mary has given us another extended play after last years 'The Piss, The Perfume' and 'The Drip' of this years one better release that will never break 'The Chain' of her incredible run, pissing excellence. Right after her fellow band member Heather Shannon released the 'Midnight Sun' of a piano perfect album in quarantine and recovery. All as the band themselves, The Jezabels have announced on the ten year anniversary of their 'Prisoner' they will be unlocking that album and touring it next year in reunion. We'd hope for more from the band itself as we're sure a new album is in the works too, but we've already been so spoilt with such good music from the members of our favourite band and best Aussie one since Michael Hutchence and INXS. Why have expectations, when everything is already so great, Dickens? Now out of nowhere we're told to 'Fall In Love' with Hayley Mary. Way ahead of you. She can't be stopped. Turning the festive sparkle of this album artwork into the actual video visual. Hayley Mary right now is releasing more EP's than record store day. You've got to love it this fall.
Dripping with songs, the last EP gave us one hell of a catchy song released off 'The Chain' and a 4K video of decadence. And the rest of the cuts never let up like asking 'Would You Throw Away A Diamond' in this 'Unholy Winter'. But it was the 'Young and Stupid' lesson over perfect piano that played us a moving message. Pick up that phone, before it's left ringing all alone. "When you’re young and stupid/When you’re young and you think/You got time, you got time to spare/You know that’s just a lie that they tell/Telephone line never gonna ring again/You wouldn’t think it was the last time", the singer who sang, "don't tell me to smile, when for all you know I just buried my mother" warns. Heed that cell and make it. Now, falling in love on this EP's title track with more than an album worth in the bank she sings, "your highs and lows/trials and blows/do we even like the same old songs/do we even really get along", all "window panes", "chillblains" and finger guns in the seventies sparkle of this cuts video. But it's 'The Young' that really hits, stupid. "It's time to go while you still can/it's time to take another chance/when patterns turn to rocks inside your brain/and it saddens me to say/I think it only goes one way/if you stay in town/it'll burn you down/if you stand your ground/you'll go." Wise words from a legend who previously told the young to dial in, now engaging them with message not to hold the line on their own time. Pick it all up.
M.A.R.Y. furthers her signature sound full stop with 'T.E.A.R.' and she really is on a tear. Living and learning with "every teary eye". "If I was you I'd listen/instead of pissing away the years/this is a lesson learned, my dear," she continues on her lyrical vision and mission for people experiencing it to learn from their mistakes and not make the same one like a record on repeat. But we'll keep spinning this one until we waltz like Christoph around that notion like the beautiful old couple in the Jezabels 'Look Of Love' video from 'The Brink' like it was time to dance. Don't waste your time in heartbreak until its too late. Besides this is the time to 'Fall In Love', even if it does come out of nowhere like this EP. Now if that doesn't strike you down, 'Bullet' will like a Steve McQueen car chase in San Francisco for the Sydney singer by way of Byron Bay. The butterfly wings of this new romantic seventies sound floating with lyrics like, "I love that bullet/but I touch and as I see you shooting by/tears well in my eyes/I loved you more." Six shooting us and triggering any nostalgia over the one we used to hold by our waist, who now swipes past with someone else riding shotgun as quick as the dismissing fickle hands of fate going left and leaving us in the dust. It all comes to a close with '27' like that year was just yesterday away and not the age of a decade. "We watched the lives of stars and vagabonds/What future lies your house gets carried on/It's shining in the eyes of whores who'll open doors can have it all at the age of 27." These are the kind of her storytelling legacy making lyrics that Patti Smith or PJ Harvey would be proud of. But this is Hayley Mary's time to love now. And under our trees there's no better surprise this fall. TIM DAVID HARVEY.
Playlist Picks: 'Fall In Love', 'The Young', 'Bullet'.
Saturday, 20 November 2021
REVIEW: ADELE - 30
4/5
30 For 30.
Hello again, from the other side. Adele is back and this is the only time any of us born around the 1980's have looked forward to '30'. Here's to the biggest album of the year...and maybe her career history, rolling in the deep. Performed on the worlds biggest stage like London's Royal Albert Hall and the Los Angeles Griffith Observatory overlooking the Hollywood sign in La La land for the city of stars in the same damn week. All whilst someone pops the question with an Adele assisted proposal for a couple getting together like Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling characters. Not to mention the biggest Oprah interview since Meghan and Harry ("you get an exclusive, you get an exclusive!"). She's come a long way since those Tottenham salad days, spurred on the hottest pop career not giving Swift 'Red' notice like Taylor's version. From telling you never mind, she'll find someone like you. To giving us the 'Skyfall' of Daniel Craig, James Bond themes like 'Happier Than Ever' Billie Eilish for 'No Time To Die' for 007. What more could the incredible voice give us in the same weekend we take in the Aretha movie 'Respect'? Give Adele her A.L.L. D.U.E. too, because we are in the presence of a GOAT, going through an album worth of darkness, divorce and drink. All before she comes out the other side, sporting a new look courtside at a Laker game with Rich Paul, the agent to the stars like King James. But this queen has the throne now. And as she's stacking up the ages with classic albums ('19', '21', '25'). Can you imagine just how even more legendary her legacy will be decades from now when she's an old soul with albums like '42', '54' and more? Still dancing at '60'. Multiplying like Ed Sheeran mathematics. Adele has even changed the game by having Spotify remove their shuffle button as the default option when playing albums, because after all in this ever-changing industry, "we don’t create albums with so much care and thought into our track listing for no reason. Our art tells a story and our stories should be listened to as we intended." Amen. So 30 for 30 like ESPN she can now be seen on courtside, let's go track-for-track like we always do it this time.
Loneliness is about to be consoled...even if everyone does start crying after the first few seconds of the first track. And that's guaranteed after saying goodbye to the opening 'Strangers By Nature' with the eulogy, "I'll be taking flowers to the cemetery of my heart/For all of my lovers in the present and in the dark/Every anniversary, I'll pay respects and say I'm sorry/For they never stood a chance as if they could/When no one knows what it's like to be us." As assured as her having another arm load of gramophones at the next Grammy's as she rock-a-by's the competition like a baby. Then she all makes it 'Easy On Me' like a Commodore Sunday morning for this soul session of a stunning, soaring new single like the storm of colour that comes in during the leaving home, drive to freedom of the video. Sheets of music swirling around all the happy couples she drives past to her own changed lane destiny. All for someone who has gone from black and white to living colour on her perfect portrait album portraits that she did and does like the numbers. Putting this new classic next to 'Somebody Like You' and 'Hello' like Lionel Richie as one of her greatest hits. "There ain't no gold in this river/That I've been washing my hands in forever," she sings on the first sing she wrote after her divorce, in 2018. Easy money. And how about the country soul of Chris Stapleton on the Target and Japanese bonus edition of this LP that also features the heart-breaking 'Can't Be Together' and 'Wild Wild West' (no, not that one)? Because this album affords more. It could even save a few lives. She says so herself. "Let time be patient. Let pain be gracious." This album is full of more poetic affirmations than 'Milk and Honey', Rupi.
Powerful. Emotional. Atmospheric. Heart-breaking. Beautiful. Unconditional devotion. What more can we say about 'My Little Love', the dedication to her child? Except that it's the biggest piece of her heart and maybe the best song on the album. Six minutes of every emotion and vocal introduction as she talks to hers and us as such. "My little love/I see your eyes widen like an ocean/When you look at me so full of my emotions." "My little love/Tell me, do you feel the way my past aches/When you lay on me, can you hear the way my heart breaks." There's just so much lasting lyrics here to hear that will leave an indelible imprint and your heart and a stranger in solidarity of you've ever gone through this type of aggravating anxiety in separation. And the chorus." "I'm holdin' on (Barely)/Mama's got a lot to learn (It's heavy)/I'm holdin' on (Catch me)/Mama's got a lot to learn (Teach me)." It's more than a hook. It's that sinking feeling in need of a line. It's the type to make you 'Cry Your Heart Out' ("I created this storm/It's only fair that I have to sit in its rain") like the next track or the type of rivers Timberlake and Bublé sang about, drowning in desperation. 'Oh My God'. This smoky, smouldering soul for the jazz clubs and now the pop hip-hop heads is heaven sent like the spirits from cigarette ash and vinyl dust. Singing "because my heart can pound like thunder" on the acoustic foot stomper 'Can I Get It', Adele gives us "the good, the bad, the ugly and divine" on a song that has the spurs for a wild west hoedown. "We're in love with the world but the world just wants to bring us down/By putting ideas in our head that corrupt our hearts somehow", she laments for this age of angst on 'I Drink Wine' which you should accompany with a glass of red. Even staying at home with a bottle in the fridge, it's the anthem to take your night off ice. Inviting all the Lady Gaga 'Pinot Grigio Girls'. Singing along, "why am I obsessing over things I can't control" (daily), "why am I seeking approval from people I don't even know" (triggered). All as we yearn for the one we long for that will be as true as, "everyone wants something, you just want me." Now that's the ultimate "find somebody who" meme. And look at her and 'All Night Parking' with Erroll Garner for the inspired pit-stop of an interlude. There's no woman like Adele Adkins on 'Woman Like Me' over the soul stirring strings of Lianne La Havas like guitars for another great Brit. Now 'Hold On' ("you are still strong"), we're not going home yet Hall and Oates or Drake 'Certified Lover Boy' is Adele's album of the year. And most of the industry not on 'Donda' like Kanye. But not anymore. Its '30' and everything else below now. 'To Be Loved' is to be one with the heart of this album and a Donny homage. Even for those who think 'Love Is (Still Just) A Game' in closing, channelling Amy. Don't ghost. The spirit of this one soars. Even after three decades and more than ten years since she released her first at '19', Adele is still the one. TIM DAVID HARVEY.
Playlist Picks: 'Strangers By Nature', 'Easy On Me', 'My Little Love'.
Thursday, 18 November 2021
BOOK REVIEW: JAMIE FOXX - ACT. LIKE YOU GOT SOME SENSE (AND OTHER THINGS MY DAUGHTERS TAUGHT ME)
4/5
Tuesday, 16 November 2021
REVIEW: TAYLOR SWIFT - RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)
4/5
Sunday, 14 November 2021
REVIEW: SILK SONIC - AN EVENING WITH SILK SONIC
4/5
Saturday, 6 November 2021
REVIEW: BRIAN FALLON - NIGHT DIVINE
4/5
Tuesday, 26 October 2021
REVIEW: LANA DEL REY - BLUE BANISTERS
4/5
Blue Velvet.
Billy 'On The Street' Eichner, who right now is stealing the show on 'Impeachment', the latest Ryan Murphy 90's era of 'American Crime Story' entertainment history amongst all that Clinton and Lewinsky pizza and sax, tweeted it best for her last album. "I honestly forgot-am I allowed to like Lana Del Rey? Anyway the new album is gorgeous." Now following those 'Chemtrails Over The Country Club' that finally flew over after all that controversy in March, the "gangster Nancy Sinatra' is getting her Neil Young and Springsteen on releasing two albums in the same quarantined calendar like the flesh of his flesh, blood of his blood of the late, great DMX used to do one when it was dark and hell was hot. And we can't forget just how much we like her with all these 'Blue Banisters' and her iconic vocals that with velvet smoothness glide down the stairs like a silk slip as her delicate hands like fingers on piano keys caress the banisters in kind. It's 'Text Book' ("I guess you could call it") like the cinematic opening to this summer dress boardwalk extension surrounded by two dogs like when she sat on a throne 'Born To Die' before all that 'Ultraviolence', 'Lust For Life' after the 'Honeymoon' and 'Norman F#####g Rockwell'. And this storybook opening love letter to her father is on a St. Vincent 'Daddy's Home' throwback level. "You've got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one, too/Let's rewrite history, I'll do this dance with you/You know I'm not that girl, you know I'll never be/Maybe just the way we're different could set me free/There we were, screamin' "Black Lives Matter" in the crowd/By the Old Man River, and I saw you saw who I am/God, I wish I was with my father/He could see us in all our splendor/All the things I couldn't want for him."
Painting her banisters blue (*don't make the "I'd paint your bannisters" joke*) with the albums title track she sings, "In Arcadia, Arcadia/All roads that lead to you as integral to me as arteries/That pump the blood that flows straight to the heart of me/America, America/I can't sleep at home tonight, send me a Hilton Hotel/Or a cross on the hill, I'm a lost little girl/Findin' my way to you, Arcadia." Subtly showing that this delicate but definitive album of classics may just be her most highway expansive and best to date in their stories that twist and turn like those flat circles McConaughy used to talk about when he was a 'True Detective' smashing beer tins. The rio Western trip of 'The Trio' interlude that breaks into some hip-hop like a big-three furthers this for the movie making music star who has worked with A$AP Rocky twice on one album like 'The Harder They Fall'. "Grenadine quarantine, I like you a lot/It's LA, "Hey" on Zoom, Target parking lot/And if this is the end, I want a boyfriend/Someone to eat ice cream with and watch television/Or walk home from the mall with/'Cause what I really meant is when I'm being honest/I'm tired of this s###" she sings in her 'Black Bathing Suit'. Before she tells you what happens 'If You Lie Down With Me' and it's brass band soundtrack scoring outro as the 'Beautiful' ("I can turn blue into something beautiful" she tells these 'Banisters') piano plays again, Sam.
"There's something in the air/The girls are runnin' 'round in summer dresses/With their masks off and it makes me so happy/Larchmont Village smells like lilies of the valley/And the bookstore doors are opening/And it's finally happening," the 'Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass' book writer sings in this hopeful for a post quarantine age with the vaccine, trading 'Violets For Roses'. Getting her ultraviolet on. Before shaking her hands with a 'Dealer' and coming away with a whole new sound and an uncredited Miles Kane all for the reflections of the lost album that she almost put her hand to with The Last Shadow Puppets. On 'Thunder' she kills it with flowers like Brandon singing, "You act like f#####g Mr. Brightside when you're with all your friends/But I know what you're like when the party ends." Before the burning out in California of 'Wildfire Wildflower'. "Not to turn into a wildfire/To light up your night/With only my smile and nothing that burns/Baby, I’ll be like a wildflower/I live on sheer willpower/I’ll do my best never to turn into something/That burns, burns, burns/Like the others, baby, burns, burns, burns," the chorus that promises "like a million tomorrows" rings off the hook. But it's the acoustic 'Nectar Of The Gods' that going down smoothly over tangy acoustics sounds like the twang of classic Lizzy Grant. All as this 'Living Legend' extends hers like "blackbirds will sing in the same key". And boy, that guitar. Now, sakura season seems like yesterday and the 'Cherry Blossom' "on your sycamore" (steady) brings it all back like fallen petals down the river of the European like Naka-Meguro in Tokyo. "Little ghost, tall, tan like milk and honestly" getting her Rupi Kaur poetry on songwriting prose. Closing with the last letter of 'Sweet Carolina' not to be confused with Neil Diamond's "ba, ba, ba, ba" of 'Sweet Caroline'. Instead it's this Rey of light touching you with the most beautiful chorus she's ever crafted on a song that also says "f### you Kevin" like forgetting about Macaulay Culkin. All as these 'Blue Banisters' take you home in lockdown, to the place you belong. Where it's safe, your close to heart and where Lana can be herself again. TIM DAVID HARVEY.
Playlist Picks: 'Text Book', 'Arcadia', 'Sweet Carolina'.
REVIEW: ELTON JOHN - THE LOCKDOWN SESSIONS
4/5
Love Lockdown.
Dua Lipa. Young Thug. Nicki Minaj. Surfaces (make sure they are clean and sanitised). Charlie Puth (it's been a long time). Rina Sawayama. Gorillaz. 6Lack. Years & Years (it's felt like that, huh?). Miley Cyrus featuring WATT (I said WATT). Yo-Yo Ma. Robert Trujillo. Chad Smith of those Chili Peppers (they're Red Hot). SG Lewis. Brandi Carlile. Jimmie Allen. Lil Nas X. Eddie Vedder. Stevie Wonder. Stevie motherf#####g Nicks people. And the late great, Glen Campbell for the record. Whatever happened to social distancing? Relax, fun police! All of this is zoomed for your team-ups. This is 'The Lockdown Sessions', like the 'Genius Loves Company' of fellow piano man Ray Charles, or those Lady Gaga like duets with Tony Bennett. All finally unlocked, by who you ask? C'mon, you can tell who it is behind that mask! Thanks to those iconic bespectacled frames, a guess whose coming to dinner jacket and a bedazzled mask that this face cover collector now wants to add to his closet. The kind that Liberace would have been jealous of behind the piano if he was here with us today. A mask that also happens to not so subtly read, ELTON! Yeah, you guessed it...the bitch is back. Didn't he retire? Well from the live circuit like Tony Bennett that everyone seems to be taking a corona induced break from in quarantine. Not to name drop like the red rope guest-list of this album, but once I was working with R&B singer Tyrese (another "retirement" we hope doesn't take) in his temporary London apartment during the filming of the sixth 'Fast and Furious' when he went out with Vin Diesel and Diddy (not a name drop, I didn't meet them unfortunately). Leaving me to it (can I come?) he asked me if I wanted to listen to some music whilst I write. Pulling up his iTunes he asked me what I was into. Trying to sound like a mix of cool and not trying to be cool I came up with the first thing that came to mind. "Oh, you know all sorts. Elton John...you." You could literally see him double-take. I don't know what was more embarrassing, telling him that 'Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting' when you've got your 'Tiny Dancer's' on (for the record, there's nothing shameful about liking Sir Elton), or the fan boy fluff that followed. "Well my collection is quite extensive", he replied without missing a beat. The only thing more embarrassing was two years ago in a Tokyo Air B&B whilst making a living here I listened to his autobiography 'Me' narrated after his prologue and epilogue bookends by biopic 'Rocketman' himself, Taron Egerton. Suddenly all that could be heard from my room was, "and I told the guy, you can shove it right up your f#####g arse!"
But I digress. Rushing right out of the gates like he did on Taron Egerton's "other" film 'Kingsman-The Golden Circle', before high-kicking that guy hilariously like Saturday night really was all right. All whilst breaking the fourth-wall and looking at us on the big screen, Elton storms in with Dua Lipa and a 'Cold Heart' on the Pnau remix. All for this John's 32nd album and a classic, animated, stop-motion video as he refuses to shut the piano lid like John Legend given the 'Green Light' from Andre 3000. The groove is cool on this "human sign" reworking of one of Elton's greatest. This soaring single take us higher and back as the pair sing 'Rocketman' references, sacrificing to the stratosphere. Reimagined to new visions. Exactly what we need right now in lockdown even if "it's going to be a long, long time 'till touchdown brings me 'round again to find"...ourselves, or the rest of the wide reaching world. "I will always love you/Even when I say I don't/I will always see you/Even when my eyes are closed," John sings over more animation with Young Thug and Nicki Minaj for the snare like a Grammy Eminem 'Stan' on 'Always Love You'. The singer, songwriter, pianist and composer then really cleans up with Surfaces on 'Learn To Fly' like a Foo Fighter. Whilst 'After All' with Charlie Puth coming out of quarantine really sees you again. But it's Rina Sawayama's album of her same last name track 'Chosen Family' that really relates to more inspiration for your choosing. What the world needs now is lyrics like, "We don't need to be related to relate/We don't need to share genes or a surname/You are, you are My chosen, chosen family/So what if we don't look the same?/We been going through the same thing/Yeah, you are, you are/My chosen, chosen family." Elton also curates for this collection the Gorillaz song 'The Pink Panther' with John playing Jacques Clouseau from 'Season One' of their 'Song Machine' for these 'Strange Timez' that like Damon Alban all feel like a Blur.
Years and Years keep the clocks and the calendar ticking and turning over for the remodel of 'It's A Sin', Dressed up for the stage of theatre, darling, like fur and peacock feathers. Or the time John stepped on top of his piano in Dodger stadium, rocking a star spangled Los Angeles uniform only made for Hollywood and knocked it out the park with a Louisville slugger. The 'Plastic Hearts' of Miley Cyrus like a wrecking ball also swing into the desert with WATT (don't make me say it again), Yo-Yo Ma, Robert Trujillo and Will Ferr...I mean Chad Smith because right now, 'Nothing Else Matters' on this classic compilation. It's just the 'Simple Things' like the country classic with rising star Brandi Carlile. Or country superstar Lil Nas X for the rapper's long awaited 'One For Me'. All before Jimmie Allen helps to show there's 'Beauty In The Bones' like "Every root turns into branches/Every question leads to answers/Even if the seed ain’t fully grown/There’s beauty in the bones/Just a drop can start a riptide/Just a word can change a whole life/Even if this story ain’t been wrote/There’s beauty in the bones". And then John and Peal Jam's Eddie Vedder keep rocking and rolling on an 'E-Ticket, even if the only way we can really travel now is digitally or through the imagination as music's escape takes us there. "You, oh you, are still a beauty to behold/You been my muse every story that I told," Elton evokes with the loving of his lasting lyrics next to another man no stranger to the piano. You may know him, his name is Stevie Wonder. And 'Finish Line' is a marvel like Cap of 'Just Good Friends' with MJ proportions, as this collection almost reaches it's closure conclusion. Oh, that harmonica. 'Stolen Car' with Fleetwood Mac's Stevie Nicks with another classic tango in the night sounds "a little bit funny" as it hands us the keys and takes us on home. 'I'm Not Gonna Miss You' he sings with the late legend Glen Campbell ("I'm still here, but yet I'm gone" *sniffs*) for another country classic in closing. But we really will this one and this legend if roses really get thrown (along with my underpants) to Elton John's piano soon. Now John may have had to say so long (for now) to his 'Farewell Yellow Brick Road' swan song tour in 2020 due to COVID-19, but with 'The Lockdown Sessions', Elton is far from waving goodbye to the end of his rainbow. TIM DAVID HARVEY.
Playlist Picks: 'Cold Heart (Pnau Remix) Feat. Dua Lipa', 'Chosen Family (Rina Sawayama Feat. Elton John), 'Finish Line (Feat. Stevie Wonder).'
Sunday, 24 October 2021
REVIEW: CL - ALPHA
4/5
Hello Again Bitches.
Before BTS took over the world and then 'My Universe' with Coldplay. Before BLACKPINK shouted their name in capital exclamation. Before even 'Parasite' won the Academy Award for 'Best Picture', changing the game and the name of Oscar's 'Foreign Film' category. Before the streaming 'Squid Game' even beat Netflix records for a creator who back in the day couldn't even sell the script. Before all that, the South Korean juggernaut like a 'John Wick' like assassin 'The Villainess' on a rampage, was 2NE1. Don't look twice...they're legends in this industry and pioneers like speakers to the bass power of this world takeover potential of a K Pop genre that matches catchy hooks with hip-hop stars that can actually rap and flow famously. Now a decade later the former teen idol, rapper/singer CL makes her own mark as a solo star in the world of idols that love themselves and encourage you to too, all in the name of an empowering positivity. CL is fearless, but as NPR tell us on their New Music Friday page (our weekly source of what to review, thank you public radio) this is the album were the warrior reveals her "anxieties and insecurities." This is 'Alpha' all for the beta on the 'Hello Bitches' (it's not Britney. But another emancipating icon) singers own popping label, Very Cherry. Let it floss like gloss on the lips. Kiss, kiss. Bang, bang!
Being John Malkovich, how about the Academy actor being her biggest fan and appearing as a gold statue in her landmark video that even features a Pikachu Lambo? You've got to catch it all! "Excuse me. Do you have that sauce that is spicy? Made in Korea," Malkovich asks to begin this album with 'Spicy' that's hot like Raptor Pascal Siakam in the cold heart of The 6, Toronto like Drake. Lee Chae-rin raps with cocksure swagger in a parade of red wigs and GOAT sneers and snarls. "She got the sauce and it's spicy/You looking at the most fly Asians/You got the sauce and it's spicy/You rocking with the most fly Asians", she hooks us with, "energy, power and chemistry." All before putting on for her whole country. "Where we from/Them Koreans getting up higher/Making everything spice, now put the fliers/We can never be stopped, you getting tired." This is the anthem. Whilst the stellar second song and single 'Lover Like Me' is the sing-along ballad that 2NE1 would have been proud to catch. The new "to the left, to the left" empowering anthem of its own that like queen Beyoncé is 'Irreplaceable' with lyrics like, "Caught you out there, honey/You so, so funny/You come back running, running/Yeah, you miss my love/And you miss my money/I'll tell you something, something", sang in chorus unison. With no time to hate you so much now like Kelis when living well, legendary and rich is the best revenge as the coldest in this game. No men need apply or climb up the Rapunzel rope hair in her video to save her. This queen is in her own castle now. Lacing up lyrics on 'Chuck' and 'Xai' keep this music xcstasy popping before CL 'Let It' ride like, "오늘도 계속해서 걷긴 걷는데/제자리인 것 같을까 매일 또 나는 왜/이제 누가 또 뭐랬는지, 누가 또 뭐래는지/쓸때없는 걱정들만 하는게/지치는 날들 속에 깊은 밤에 잠긴/환히 떠오르는 아침 나를 다시 반길/기분 좋은 소식들과 내 자신을 찾길/바라며, I'm rising, 바라며, I'm shining."
'Tie A Cherry' is the perfect bow to wrap up this new label and release, stuck everywhere like adhesive fliers on the digital, video game Akihabara streets of Tokyo, Japan. Set to seduce a whole range of artists like pulling said fruit of the stem with her same tongue. The same tongue that lashes lyrics, "Hand on my chest I'm flying/No one can see what I can see/이 세상 어딜가든 there only one and me/I can tie a cherry/Look, I got a gold tongue/몸 안에 케미." Silver draped and designed in some Cleopatra like headdresses on this album artwork that makes her look as powerful as Charlize Theron in 'Snow White and The Huntsmen', this is her moment to shine through all the linings. Just another day in 'Paradise' like channelling Phil Collins like cousins Brandy and Ray-J for the coldest play like Chris Martin with those Bangtan boys speaking at the United Nations. No longer lost in translation or worrying about two-inch characters (hello, Donald. How was your rally?) this is world unifying like a 'Siren' call to arms. But like Sinatra to be Frank, this is the 'My Way' of the former 2NE1 singer after the groups grand goodbye like Japan's Arashi, all night long like Lionel on New Year's Eve. 'Hwa' with a 'Mwah' to kiss the game goodbye. In closing this is '5 Star' like said single that should top the charts. That certified in English translation sings along, "What more do you need?/Boy I got you in my arms/I only need you/This night without a star/Shining/That ceiling above my head/Spinning around." Riding her own wave on a first solo album full of greatest hits. A decadent debut of dynamic defiance. All for the Seoul of this YG star who has been around the world-from Japan to France like konichiwa and ooh la, la-before signing with that very label at just 15. Now an OG in this game, CL is still smooth like a cherry. Very much so. The 'Baddest Female' of this Korean wave. The 'ALPHA' is here. The Alpha is her. TIM DAVID HARVEY.
Playlist Picks: 'Spicy', 'Lover Like Me', 'Tie A Cherry'.