Goldmembers
By TIM DAVID HARVEY
Mike Myers may looooove gooold. But he's got nothing on this. Rivers Cuomo appearing on Jimmy Fallon's late-night show with his legendary Weezer outfit. Not to mention, a touch of Goldfinger. Appearing like the Willy Wonka of gold members. All the way down to those geeky glasses that just look like the late, great Buddy Holly. Friends, Weezer are back, and they'll play Tokyo, Kyoto and Osaka around St. Valentine's Day next year, too. Lovers, this is for you. In their spectrum, this platinum rock act has given us all the colours for their series of self-titled albums. Blue, green, red. Most recently, teal and black. It was only a matter of time that the band went gold. And how fitting to mark their 20th album, following the last full-length hard rock 'Van Weezer' and their four extended play 'SZSN's over 2022?
Their first album in four years doesn't betray their outrageous output. Eleven albums in the last decade since 'The White Album' for these nerdy Beatles with a Beach Boy twist. These California kings of alternative American rock give us 'The LA Sound' with their latest classic. A seventh-seal of self-titled bliss. Their first colour album since 2019. Even Ed Sheeran doesn't make mathematics quite like this. A cool, compelling and classic concept. We can't wait until Mister Rivers' Neighbourhood goes purple like Prince. The sweet single 'Shine' really glows like the latest 'C.E.O'. as Cuomo and Weezer have been inspired by working on a feature film together. All for the first "Weezer" Weezer album since 2021's 'OK Human' coming out of COVID. Rivers Cuomo, Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner are back working together again. And this time they bring Wednesday (the North Carolina band, not Jenna Ortega) along to this New Music Friday for the instant classic collaboration of 'We Might As Well Be Strangers'.
That should be enough to lift these legends next to fellow one Brandon Flowers, sans Killers, as these thrashers welcome a wonderful weekend with Leon Bridges giving us the second act of his forthcoming album 'Happiness Anytime', set for the fall. Box-sets and Broadway residencies may have been cancelled, but this is what we really want to see. Weezer doing what they do best. Even if, Rivers runs deep, saying it best, "Cranking out another nineties jam/Wish I could do something new/But nobody wants to hear that/They just want the classics/You can't blame 'em, really/There's something special about your early s###." 'The Show Must Go On' like that showstopper. And you'll 'Say Yes' the minute you let this Tower Records CD play. Because let's take it back to the good old days when albums were all about breaking out the booklet as you lifted the lid and heard that sound of pressing the disc into the tray. The red and yellow album.
'Don't Make It Weird', Goldie says as he sings "I was walking down Montana/When I bumped into a lady that I know/I tried to make small talk/And then it got weird, yo." 'Hoops' is balling for your ears as it rings out. Whilst 'Nowhere' goes everywhere like the storm drains. Flowing with lyrics like, "I just wanna sit with you/If the grass is green and the sky is blue/It's enough for me/I just wanna sit with you/If the grass is green and the sky is blue/It's enough for me/Is it enough for you?" Because that, ladies and gentlemen, is love and life itself. The kind of California dreamin' for all you mamas and papas that has you 'Up In The Clouds' like, "dissolving into the night." Because even after all, "every Adam will pass away/No matter how hard you pray." Maybe it's about "getting lost in thе stratosphere/While еverybody is fake sincere." As Cali' as the Chili's, Weezer are about to go Hollywood with Keanu Reeves, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Johnny Knoxville for our generation. They've already been living in Beverly Hills, but in these LA times, there's no place like home. And for Weezer, that's back together. That's the gold. What a rush! As good as.
Playlist Picks: 'Shine Again', 'We Might As Well Be Strangers (Featuring Wednesday)', 'The LA Sound'.
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